Dear Republican

To all Republicans

You had eight years to straighten out the country. I want to congratulate you on a task well done. You have succeeded where no others have dared to go.

Thanks for a war that achieved nothing of significance and letting the terrorists escape. You have improved the expectations for the retired, I always wanted to try my cats food, now I have a chance and my cat is too fat anyway. The stocks that I invested for my retirement have all but disappeared along with the jobs they provided.

The bottom line is that your economic philosophy has bankrupted my country and is bankrupting me and my family. I am looking for a corner to sell the few oranges that grow in my back yard. I will help the economy by growing my own food but I am having problems finding space for the chickens and cows in my backyard.

Wake up before you had better learn to love rice three meals a day and are owned by China.